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Past Wishes, Future Hopes
Author's note: Caution!! This story is extremely silly! Prepare to laugh!
Fresh tea
By SkyCloud
Starring:
Quatre Raberba Winner
Co-starring:
Heero Yuy,
Wufei Chang,
Trowa Barton,
Duo Maxwell,
and
The Tea.
Quatre is sitting in his living room reading the newspaper. He pours himself a cup of tea and is about to take a sip when..
???: Don't drink me!!Quatre's eyes widen in surprise.
Quatre: Who said that?
???: Your tea idiot! Who else!
Quatre stares at his teacup in shock.
Quatre: But tea doesn't talk!
???: Well there's no one else in this room, and you're not talking to yourself, though you look like the kind of person who would.
Quatre sets teacup down and puts his face a couple of inches from it.
???: What are you staring at ugly?
Quatre pushes the cup a little with his finger.
???: Don't spill me!
Quatre jumps up.
Quatre: Oh my God!! Talking tea!
???: No shit! When're you figure that one out blondie?
Quatre runs to the phone and dials Heero's number.
Heero: Hello?
Quatre: Heero its Quatre! My tea is talking to me!
Heero:....
Quatre: Heero?
Heero: Quatre when's the last time someone examined your head?
Quatre: What's that suppose to mean?
Heero: ARRRRGGGHHHH!!! All right Quatre! I'll come over with Trowa and Wufei and we'll take a look at your talking tea!
*CLICK*
Four minutes later Heero and the others arrive. Quatre immediately takes them to the tea. He pints finger at tea.
Quatre: That's it!
Heero walks over to the tea and picks it up, and then sets it back down. The tea remands silent.
Heero: Quatre your imagining things.
Quatre: But.. but.. but it was talking just a minute ago.
Trowa walks up to the teacup.
Trowa: Quatre, tea can't talk. All this is, is some stupid tea in a stupid teacup.
???: Who you calling stupid, stupid?
Heero, Wufei, and Trowa stare at the teacup then shake their heads.
???: Hey, blondie you brought friends!
Quatre starts shaking.
Quatre: See! It talks!
Trowa leans his head closer to the teacup.
???: Wow do you need a haircut!
Trowa's eyes widen and he backs up against the couch. Wufei walks over to the table.
Wufei: Tea does not talk! Tea cannot insult! It is just not possible!
???: Bite me! You Chinese asshole!!
Heero stares at the tea.
Heero: Now that's some FRESH tea!
???: Thanks spiky! I was just poured about five minutes ago by blondie here.
Quatre: Make it stop!
Wufei: So how do we get rid of this thing?
???: Hey watch what your calling people, you Chinese asshole!
Heero: I don't know. Hey I'll call Duo and ask him if he knows what to do.
???: Duo?! What kind of fagot would call himself Duo?!
Heero walks out of the room and dials Duo's number.
Duo: What is it?!
Heero: Duo?
Duo: What!?
Heero: It's Heero.
Duo: I kinda figured that! You better have a good reason for calling. I was up all night fixing some parts and didn't get any sleep. I was almost asleep when up called.
Heero: We got a teacup that talks and insults people and we don't know how to get rid of it.
Duo:....
Heero: Hello?
Duo: Heero are you feeling all right?
Heero: Yes, why do you ask?
Duo: Never mind! Whose house?
Heero: Quatre's
*CLICK*
Heero: Duo? Oh, I guess he hung up.
Heero walks back into the room. Trowa is curled up in a ball on the floor whimpering, Wufei is staring at the tea blankly, and Quatre is standing shaking. The tea was shouting more insults most of which are at Trowa.
???: Hey spiky! Could you sing, "a Little Teapot" for me? I like that song!
Quatre: So what did Duo say?
All of the sudden Heero starts dancing around and singing, "a Little Teapot" Wufei joins him. Trowa starts shaking.
The teacup starts laughing insanely.
Then Duo burst into the room. His eyes were bloodshot and he looked ready to explode. Quatre jumps and runs to Duo.
Quatre: Duo! Thank god you're here! Make it stop it's starting to scare me.
???: Oh yha! Whatcha gonna do, girly?
Duo looks at the others.
Heero: a little teapot short and stout, here is my handle here is my spout?╈€?
Wufei: When I get all steamed up hear me shout?╈€?
Trowa: ??.Help??.
Trowa starts sobbing.
Quatre: Make it stop!
Duo walks over to the teacup and picks it up.
???: What are you doing?
Duo gulps the tea down, and then he throws the teacup at the wall breaking it.
Duo: Problem solved.
Duo turns and walks out.
Quatre: My tea! He drank my tea!
Heero: Now why didn't I think of that?
Wufei: That was freaky.
Trowa stands up.
Trowa:Sniff... That was scary!
Quatre: I can't believe he drank my tea!
Wufei walks to table, picks up teapot and dumps its contents on the floor. Then he dropped the empty pot on the floor.
Quatre: AHHHHH! My tea! My rug! My teapot!
Wufei: That tea had gone bad.
Quatre: My??my??my
Heero: You guys wanta go get some pizza?
Quatre: Yha!
Wufei: Hell yha!
Trowa: Why not.
They all leave.
???: Damn! They spilt me! I will have my revenge!
A voice laughs from the sodden rug.
???: But first! I need a bucket. Can somebody get me a bucket? CAN SOME ONE PLEASE CLEAN ME UP??!!!!
The EndOr is it?
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